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“I’m scared of books. I’m scared of movies. I’m scared of songs. I’m scared of cartoons.” The Onion has been killing it this year.
“I’m scared of books. I’m scared of movies. I’m scared of songs. I’m scared of cartoons.” The Onion has been killing it this year.
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